When I am old, and can’t be bothered, I’ll have my food delivered. I’ll stay inside and never come out, save for Sundays and the occasional Con. I’ll live in a little old cabin in the back of the woods, but it must be connected to the outside world through whatever form the Internet has taken.


Since I won’t be as dexterous as I used to be, I’ll get robotic arms and a mind controlled computer. Have I mentioned how important it is that my cabin have plenty of power?


My brother shall kidnap me to bring me to family gatherings, at which I shall be the grumpy old grandpa with a heart of gold.

Although the food delivery man may fear my cabin in the woods, he has more to fear from me, for I am very particular about my food.


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      1. “Transhumanism (abbreviated as H+ or h+) is an international cultural and intellectual movement with an eventual goal of fundamentally transforming the human condition by developing and making widely available technologies to greatly enhance human intellectual, physical, and psychological capacities. Transhumanist thinkers study the potential benefits and dangers of emerging technologies that could overcome fundamental human limitations, as well as the ethics of developing and using such technologies. They speculate that human beings may eventually be able to transform themselves into beings with such greatly expanded abilities as to merit the label “posthuman”.” from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transhumanism

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